Thursday, April 26, 2012

Never Forget



 Although to some the memory of last weeks' invasion of smirk's personal space seems to have faded, we must be ever-vigilant and ask ourselves, how do we prevent acts like this in the future? 
Bulletproof glass like the Mona Lisa, a web of laser beams like Topkapi, a moat perhaps?
Perhaps a super elite/Delta Force to complement the Dance Instructors?


The Pope has The Swiss Guards. 
With those suits, we'd need people to protect them.


 The Queen's Beefeater? 
Not very tropical.



 Secret Service? 
Couldn't keep them in hookers.



Here's what we came up with. 
The New Order of Smirk Royal Guards. 
Here's our first two members.
Panther-quick and leather-tough (no wait, that was Johnny Yuma),  this crack unit of highly-trained  volunteers will provide a round-the-clock presence to insure that the events of last Saturday night will never be repeated. 


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Smirk Bombed by Cultural Terrorists, Bounces Back.



Saturday evening  Smirk, arguably the most widely recognized and beloved face of The Parrot was defaced by cultural terrorists.

Apparantly using  Sharpies comandeered from a nearby table where the Conch Republic Foster Childrens Fund had set up shop for a fundraiser, two still-to-be-identified women handed the Sharpies out to unwitting tourists crowded in the bar beneath Smirk. 

Using  clueless  tourists as their agents, the two women prodded folks to get in on the fun, and assured them that it was an acceptable Green Parrot tradition.

 In an instant the damage was done. 

For the first time in his 37 years, Smirk had been bombed.

Although a few of the taggers were identified and detained, police determined that the real culprits in this tragedy were the two women who instigated the attack and subsequently slipped away, and not the guileless foils who bought into the plan, shitheads though they were.




By Sunday morning thoughts of reprisal had shifted to thoughts of restoration.

 Before the bar had even opened, Buco had taken the shutter down and was carefully planning Smirk's restoraration.
For Buco, The Sistine Chapel derserved no less attention.

 Slowly and with great deliberation he began to remove all offending monograms.

By late afternoon the painstaking procedure was completed and Smirk was resting comfortably in the dappled shade of a gumbo limbo tree out back.









After Sunday soundcheck, when the crowd had thinned, and less than twenty-four hours after the desecration,  Buco had hung him back up, looking none the worse for wear.

The take-away for me here seems to be that no matter how hard we try to control everything, we cannot.
So the lesson learned is rooted not so much in events that happen to us but rather how we respond to those events.
 It's about resiliancy.


I was impresessed by the intensity and sheer volume of the response our patrons showed both in person and online. 


The the outpouring of support and the understandable anger (facebook comments were of the pitchfork-and-torch variety) from Parrot patrons everywhere is appreciated.


You all let us know you cared and that helped. You showed a real sense of ownership of this dive and that helped.


Also to our credit  was the staff reaction following the incident. All the suspects were treated respectfully, again, shitheads though they were. 


Thanks to everyone for your heartfelt response. 


And thanks of course to Buco who once again stepped into the breech unhesitatingly and made things right.  As I overhead Will, one of our  regulars, say, "If I ever have kindey failure, I'm callin' Buco".


 Life goes on.




Saturday, April 21, 2012

Music Man Murray

For those looking to bulk up their vinyl collection...call Murray.

Read the NPR story here.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Igor Asks....Are You Having Fun?











Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Red Elvises back in the Parrot Wed-Thurs

Red Elvises Fantasy Fest












Red Elvises Deliver Kick-Ass Rock 'n Roll from Siberia


Red Elvises Deliver Kick-Ass Rock 'n Roll from Siberia

Famed Siberian surf rockers, The Red Elvises, roar back into The Parrot with shows at 10 PM on Wednesday, April 18th and at 5:30 and 10 p.m. on Thursday, April 19.

Promising two big nights of kick-ass rock 'n roll, Igor says they're ready to "blow the new awning right off the joint." Three bonafide Russians and a Texan form this indisputably unforgettable band that the Minneapolis Star Tribune described as a "Molotov cocktail of... rockabilly, surf, Tex-Mex, klezmer, swing, Slavic melodies, film scores, TV theme songs, Middle Eastern licks and gypsy scales."

This special blend of Russian and world ethnic music, reckless surf and rockabilly licks, and good old Rock 'n Roll can only lead to two wild nights of high-energy music. VH1 produced a documentary about the band and they've appeared in four feature movies.

The Green Parrot Bar is the Southernmost Center for Culture, at the corner of Southard and Whitehead Streets, and at www.greenparrot.com. For additional information, call 305-294-6133.

Newly-Arrived, Green Parrot Ale

Here's our friends and long-time patrons Al from Melbourne, Florida and Dave from Chicago being the first customers to enjoy a Green Parrot Ale and both looking pretty pleased about it.

Green Parrot Ale, newly-arrived that day, is a craft beer brewed for us in New Hampshire



Sunday, April 15, 2012

Spam Onstage Last Night
















Saturday, April 07, 2012

Some Kindred Spirits of The Uke Kind



This from The Mana Maddy home page:
A monthly ukulele mini-fest at Actual Cafe in Oakland/Emeryville, with group ukulele lesson, uke-centric performances and a love and beer-fueled singalong. Hosted by Mana Maddy
These folks at Actual Cafe's Monthly Ukulele Love-In in Oakland sure look like our kinda people.
This from their Facebook page:

"Ukuleles will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through time with no ukulele."

We shall gather in the friendly neighbourhood cafe setting of Oakleyville's ACTUAL CAFE on the 2nd SATURDAY of every month to...

(7-7:40) learn more about this fantastic little instrument with a group lesson from a guest teacher each month;
(7:45-9:00) enjoy feature performances 1 or 2 uke-centric performers;
(9-9:30) rejoice in group ukuleling with a big ol uke play and singalong and grow an Actual Ukulele Songbook.

**Featured performers: The Paper Dolls & Mandalyn May
**Guest teacher: Mike DaSilva (http://ukemaker.com/)

BRING:
~~Your heart
~~Ukuleles if you got em
~~$5-10 contribution to pay the featured performers and the guest teacher
~~Songs to add to the songbook - please keep songs to 2 single-sided pages maximum and be sure to include both lyrics & chords

NOTE: You do NOT need to be a ukulele player or even a ukulele enthusiast. But you may be when you leave the Ukulele Love-In. Come one, come all, have a beverage, enjoy the happiest sounding instrument to be made from some hardwood and nylon strings, and be merry!

March 10: Mana Maddy Band ~ lesson with Harry Bolles
April 14: Paper Dolls, Mandalyn May ~ lesson with Mike DaSilva
May 12: Justin & David Ancheta ~ lesson with the Anchetas
June 9: Tippy Canoe, CJ Alegre ~ lesson with Tippy Canoe
July 14 & beyond: tba