milk, vodka, razor blades

Cleaning out the console of my car today I came across this old grocery list my wife had sent me out of the house with.
To me it begged to be a candidate for The Grocery List Collection, the world's largest online collection of found grocery lists, or "milk, vodka, razor blades" as it is known to fans.
Some of these discarded shards are short and sweet, others long and detailed, and most painstakingly hard to read, but all are extreme examples of the naval-gazing and exhortation of minutia that makes the interweb so embraceable.
Here it is, and it was, of course, my wife's graphics that inspired me to consider this a submission.