Madonna: Smoked Ham; Brooke Shield: Chopped Liver.
Dwight Kalb is back in the friendly confines and hard at work, as is witnessed here today.
I told him that when I mentioned on our blog that he had once done a 180 lb. sculpture of Brooke Shield made entirely of ham and then showed it on the Letterman Show it was quickly pointed out to me on line that the subject was not Brooke Shield but Madonna .
" You should have been corrected", he said,"that was Madonna, Brooke Shield was the chopped liver.
"Madonna, smoked ham... Brooke Shield, chopped liver."
I feel somewhat vindicated. Right celebrity, wrong medium.